Do you need Super Bowl sex positions in your life? Yes, you do, because even if you don’t know or care about who’s playing (*raises hand quietly*), the Super Bowl has allllll kinds of sexual tension going on. Consider the testosterone-fueled manliness, all the bending over, and the (odd?) abundance of phrases like “penetration in the back field,” “ball handling,” and “tight end.” See what I mean? And if that doesn’t do it for you (which, fair), Rihanna is playing the halftime show.
Channel any and all “IDGAF about this game” energy into an explosive finish with these Super Bowl sex positions. “Having football-inspired ways to score with your bae is a great way to spend the evening, particularly if your team is victorious,” says sex and relationships expert for Mega Pleasure, Charlotte Johnson. “Chances are that you and your partner will both be in the mood to find a way to release some of that tension once the game is done.” All that sexual energy needs to go somewhere, and that somewhere is you.
Johnson recommends making Super Bowl sex fun and celebratory by doing sexy things like going to bed in nothing but the jersey of your favorite player, but try not to have too much fun at whatever watch event you end up going to. “Be wary of drinking too many beers or eating too many greasy snacks to ensure you are at the top of your game with your partner.” (Pssst, here are some party snack recipes that are fancier than tossing a bag of chips on the coffee table.)
Huddle up and decide which of these Super Bowl sex positions you’re going to try on February 12— celebratory end zone dance optional.
1.Sex Position-The Tailback
Bend over for the hike with some good ol’ doggy style, recommends Johnson. “This is the perfect position for those with a nice and sturdy sofa who want to watch the game, but don’t want to lose focus if their team scores,” she says. “And it’s the best position for couples wanting to multitask while the game is on.” Add a rumbly penis ring and game on.
2.Sex Position-Illegal Use of Hands
Turn foreplay into a sexy battle of wills with some primal kink, which has a more “predator and prey” vibe than the usual Dom/sub dynamic of BDSM, says certified sex therapist Stefani Goerlich, LMSW, author of The Leather Couch: Clinical Practice with Kinky Clients. “In the same way that the teams on the field scrimmage and tackle, gain yards and lose them, you can wrestle and run, pin down or wriggle free, or hunt and escape.” If you catch your prey (or they catch you), claim the prize with a collar and leash.
3. Sex Position-The Quarterback Sex Position
4.Sex Position-The Huddle
Looking for an athletic challenge of your own? “Get deep into strategy talks with this intimate, face-to-face position,” says Ruby Payne, dominatrix and sex expert at adult toy retailer Uber inky. “Both partners sit with their legs bent and their feet flat on the floor facing one another. Lean back on your hands or forearms and thrust together.”
5.Sex Position-The Wide Open
“I recommend the Wide Open for couples who enjoy penetration, whether with a penis or a strap-on,” says sex and relationships therapist David F. Khalili, LMFT. It’s a spooning position where the little spoon lifts their top leg up and bends their knee over their partner’s hip. “This widely opens up their pelvis to allow for some deep penetration and celebratory exploration.” It also leaves plenty of room for one (or both!) of you to get handsy with your clit.
6.Sex Position-The Locker Room Celebration
7.Sex Position-The Winner Takes All
Raise the stakes of the game by wagering on it. Winner gets a long, really good session of oral sex (or whatever the hell they want—stakes set beforehand).
8.Sex Position-The Point Taken
Pick a team, and when they score, you score (er, sorry). Each point for your team means you get to request something, redeemable immediately, from your partner (and vice versa). Could be a neck rub, could be five minutes with a boss-ass vibrator, could be… something else. Rules are rules.
9.Sex Position-The Tight End
Take inspiration from players bending over to hike the ball. Bend over yourself and make doggy-style feel even tighter by crossing your ankles and pressing your thighs and knees firmly together. (Or go for the extra point and try anal sex instead.
10.Sex Position-The Tail Gate
If you both really want to watch the game (or have plans to go to a watch party later), have a pre-game session just for two. Prop your butt up on a pillow in missionary-style sex for the kind of deep penetration that hits the top of your vaginal wall and leaves your hands free to rub yourself at the same time.
In the spirit of the game, put your legs straight up against your partner’s shoulders—field goal!
BONUS: Do this BEFORE you Touch Her
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